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Gone for awhile. The next non-big seller!

As you can guess, other things will take our attention from time to time, so we don’t have time to keep on top of Washi Washi as much as we should. Obviously we keep the work load down, and keep our exceptional standards flying high…anyway, onto the “news”

In short, I’m writing a novel, something full of those little oh so amusing adventures of mine that I briefly touch on from time to time.

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Everything about it you’ll find at www.goneforawhile.wordpress.com

Go check it out, I need the critique.

Happy Holidays from Washi Washi.

Happy Holidays! Christmas!

Love, Askura!

and I’ll tack Bane, Chako and Lleven on too…

I for one refuse to say “Happy Holidays!” as it’s not just a holiday but for many it is the holiday. I’m not Christian, I’d just like to make that clear before one or two of you label me one, I’m agnostic. But I’ll say this, I’ll damn well celebrate it all the same. The joy it brings to kids, the warmth (and arguments) that it brings to families, the simple closure of the working world and the good natured spirits it projects. That’s what I celebrate.

In the UK it isn’t compulsory to say “Happy Holidays” but most stores and shops feel that it would be best not to offend, therefore they tend to have most signs that have it proudly displayed. Happy Holidays? Which holiday is that then? You know, it’s that one where that guy came back from the dead isn’t it?* Now I know that will never happen, but hey you never know…

I’m not sure on Bane’s stance on the happy holidays slogan, but I’m sure he’s a Christmas guy like myself. As for Chako and Lleven I know both of them received the odd gift or two. I’d also like to declare at this moment you know you are too old for the commercial Christmas side when all you receive is socks and and aftershave. In any case I pick-and-mix what I like about religion, I like the idea of gift giving, and I like the family orientation of Christmas. That and the roast dinner.

Besides pigging out, I also took the time to do some charity work with the Kiwanis (find out more about them here http://www.kiwanis.org) who do wonderful work for children all over the world. If you find yourself with spare time and that there is a club near you, go do some good. If you find yourself with a child in need of help, hit them up. Although an American organization they have over 8000 clubs in 96 countries, and are always ready to “Serve the children of the world” as they state in their mission mantra. I’d say that topped up my Karma just in time for the new year.

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The team were very friendly, and very keen to take a thousand pictures while we went about bringing joy.

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(Images curtsy of the terrible camera that the Kiwanians used to take pictures with. There was also a clown, but he did appear rather scary so I thought I better not post him up on here.

In any case, whatever you do this holiday, just enjoy it and have a little fun.

-Askura

* Honestly, I am aware of the other holidays or celebrations on this day, such as; Yule, Constitution Day, The birth of Pakistan, thanks to Muhammand Ali Jinnah as well as a few others which if you took time could discover for yourself without me giving you hints.

The race! A royal challenge on the waves.

Come the 17th of this month, I will be covering in depth the Raja Muda race, known in full as “Raja Muda Selangor International Regatta” as a competitor. This epic race is only a small piece of a much larger competition which is then broken down into many classes of Yachts. The race itself came ahead in 1990, and is the senior keel boat sailing regatta in Malaysia. As a premier event, it shares a grand reputation as a true off-shore sailing regatta with no other event in the country. A fact which brings pride to a lot of the local competitors and residents. The race itself was commissioned by the current Sultan of Selangor, when he was crown prince of Selangor. As a result, local media, and some international (Maybe more so than usual thanks to the “Peaceful” demonstration the previous Sunday) will be giving live coverage of the race.

I myself will be part of the Blue Royale’s crew, the Yacht itself is 32ft overall, and will have a crew of five, despite being able to manage with a minimum of two. The class that the Blue Royale will be a part of is the IRC4, which stands for International Racing Certificate, 4th class. This class has no minimum entry standards, but the maximum size any keel boat can be is 40ft overall, and that exceed that will join the IRC3 series. The other classes are the cruisers (Ships which have no International Racing Certificate for whatever reason) and the sailboats with the IRC.

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The event itself officially starts upon the Friday the 16th of November to the 24th of November, and spans over several destinations, all of which seem fairly notable. The starting point of the race is in Port Klang, from the Royal Yacht Club situated here. I’m currently sat in their lounge, and most likely about to request another jug of water, the temperature is a scorching 32°C , and although that is timid in comparison to somewhere like El Azizia (Admittedly yes it is a desert) it’s my fifth day here from good old Britain where we have at the moment an average of 9-11 °C.

So I’m sure you’ll understand why I’m dieing slowly out here.

The second destination is Pangkor, where the third is Penang, followed by the finish at Langkawi. Each of these are night stopovers, and allow sufficient resupplying if needed.

The 16th starts with a party to celebrate the start of the race, with the host none other than his royal majesty. The party consists of a meal and some presentations, as well as a customary “Good luck” speech at the Royal Yacht Club, where the competitors get to share some friendly banter, and mingle with one another.

Friendly jostling such as sabotage of another’s Yacht is prohibited, but it is not unknown for European competitors to use water guns at one another when close enough while racing to do so. As the the race features a police escort outside interference is kept to a minimum if any.

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I haven’t heard of any RPGs being used as by way of friendly competition, but would be interesting to see the effect one would have on a passing yacht…

The 17th is when the action starts, and the race is underway. The first destination is Pangkor which is a clear 82 miles away from here in Port Klang, which will be reached overnight by the morning. This small yet lush tropical island is the first stopover in the race, aka; the first chance for a good nights rest for a restless crew. Before the thought of rest is given due consideration, a prize giving ceremony is situated on the beach, and will have to be attended. The beach gathering will have some key attendees such as local officials, and some other local figures.

Come midday on the 19th, the race is once against in full flight as the Yachts leave the island in the afternoon. This section is another overnight race, and come the following day arrival in Penang should be immanent, if not, somethings gone wrong with certain crews…

But if all goes to plan by midday, you should be ashore the beautiful state that is Penang. Personally I haven’t been there for about 7 years, so it will be nice to see if anything has changed, or if it has become something for the better or worse. As Malaysia’s 8th most populated state, it is bound to have had a lot of expansion since I have been there. Back to the race though. This is definitely one of the highlights of the race, well will be for myself, as you get to explore the island, and take a day or so off from racing as you will not be setting off till the 22nd. The evening though is to be taken up by another wine and dine event, where the appearance of a local mystery VIP is expected. Over the time you are here, there is many smaller races that happen about the port, as well as other little parties and such.

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The last stretch is on the 22nd as I briefly mentioned which will once again be an overnight affair, and will come to a close the following morning in Langkawi, which will be a first visit for me so I cannot wait to stride ashore. Commonly tagged as an island, it is actually an archipelago, one of 99 to be exact. The Friday will be a free day, where any and all competitors can freely roam about and sample some of the tourist delights. According to some local sources, Langkawi is scattered with luxurious five-star hotels, and many attractions which cause it to rival with Penang for title of the tourist hot-spot in the area. The final big event is the following day, with the main events prize giving being awarded.

Bon’ Voyage!

-Askura

Slight Hiatus.

Over the next few days work from myself (Askura) will be on Hiatus, all current projects have been finished, but new ones will not be accepted until the 27th of this month. The main reason for this is my mother is having a serious operation, so I’ll not be taking any work on till then.

I am after all human, and do (shock horror) have a heart.

Bane doesn’t have a good reason, he’s just in Portugal, I hope you all do your best to harass him and try your best to remind him hes a bastard for sneaking off like so.

So, later guys.